Crypto-zoologist T-Shirts

Wear your cryptid curiosity proudly with our fun and witty crypto-zoologist t-shirts. Designed for enthusiasts who love to share their passion with a smile.

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"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter." mockup

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

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Polly txt speak

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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.' mockup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!' mockup

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You do realize you can't take that one home." mockup

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.' mockup

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

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"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist." mockup

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window. mockup

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

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"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea." mockup

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

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'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

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"Sign my yearbook?"

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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough." mockup

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

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"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..." mockup

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

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Farm Humor.

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"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species." mockup

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

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The Worm Charmer

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"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle" mockup

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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