Cryptozoology Lover Gifts

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Joe and Max find Bigfoot

Wolves in moonlight: 'I'll bet our howling is irritating the hell outta Bigfoot!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Bigfoot"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"This is my man cave."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Big Boy Foot