Cryptozoology Aficionado Gifts

The veracity of the "Nessie" picture was made less likely by Bigfoot's photobomb.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Naked Mole Rat

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"This is my man cave."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

'White meat or dark?'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection