Cryptozoology Enthusiast Gifts

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Abominable Snowmail

Explorers find ancient Egyptian paintings of a yeti

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Look, hon. You made the news again.'

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

"Isn't it gorgeous? Makes you wonder why the natives never set foot here!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"This is my man cave."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."