Geology Lover Gifts

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"The biologists have biological weapons, the chemists have chemical weapons, the physicists have nuclear weapons, but all we have are so rocks."

"Is she looking at me now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "Okay... now?" "Nope." "Hold on... she looking now?" "No."

"We've run a few tests, and they're not stalactites, they're stalagmites!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"You're such a good listener."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Evolution Exam Results.

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.