Fashion Geology Fan Gifts

Our Planet

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Casual Thursday

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

tiger strangling snakes

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Don't even think about it."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."