Fashion Geology Fan Mugs

Our Planet

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Tallyho!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Casual Thursday

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

tiger strangling snakes

Facial hair continental drift.

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Don't even think about it."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."