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"It was the Paleozoic. We did all kinds of crazy sh*t."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I think it was an election year."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Stratigraphy

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Archaeologists discover a football

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Mummy Shrink.

Stone henge swing.

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

The first Dermatologist.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Facial hair continental drift.