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Watch out for the blacktop. It's really hot. Not-So-Helpful Hints.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Jurassic Pork

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The High Line at Giza

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple