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'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Character trucks #2 Digger.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

How Gary got his groove back.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Digger.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Safe harbour

'Is it labor day already?'

Oil Workers

'There goes Tom Daley.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Archaeologists

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'