Digger Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Character trucks #2 Digger.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

How Gary got his groove back.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Safe harbour

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Digger.

'Is it labor day already?'

Oil Workers

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Archaeologists

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!