Digger Devotee Gifts

Digger.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Humans are strange."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

User friendly soil.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Looking Daggers

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."