Digger Devotee Gifts

Digger.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Humans are strange."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

User friendly soil.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Looking Daggers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'