Dirt Devotee Gifts

User friendly soil.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'I forgot the question.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

How Gary got his groove back.

Brian works in stem cell research

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Digger.

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"