Digging Devotee Gifts

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'It's real. Here is a letter of authenticity.'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

Archaeology department

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

User friendly soil.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Give Thanks.

No news is good news.

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Digger.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

Archaeologists

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'