Digging Aficionados Gifts

'You don't expect to find one of those in a sand-pit!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sunbathers.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

How Gary got his groove back.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Safe harbour

Digger.

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

Oil Workers

Tourists and GPS

Archaeologists

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'