Dirt Aficionado Gifts

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

How Gary got his groove back.

User friendly soil.

"I've been interfacing with mud."