Dirt Enthusiasts Gifts

How Gary got his groove back.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

When Engineers Crack.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."