Dirt Enthusiasts Gifts

How Gary got his groove back.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

When Engineers Crack.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."