Mud Enthusiasts Gifts

"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Pooperrazzi

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

How Gary got his groove back.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."