Mud Adventurer Gifts

'I'm designed to go off-road.'

Glastonbury. After.

Tourists

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know it is of this earth...."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Sand danger