Mud-slinging Enthusiast Gifts

'Maybe we should enter politics: There seems to be a lot of mud slinging involved...'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs