Mud-slinging Enthusiast Pillows

'Maybe we should enter politics: There seems to be a lot of mud slinging involved...'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Bungee sodbustin'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."