Mud Lovers Pillows

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'It needs more dirt.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."