Mud Aficionado Pillows

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'I like looking lived in.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

The Pooperrazzi

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Sheds

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."