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"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'I like looking lived in.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

The Pooperrazzi

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Sheds

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."