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'An oil spill in the YARD?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

Pete Bog

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."