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"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Glastonbury. After.

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Pottery

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Shakin' bacon.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'