Mud Play Innovator Gifts

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Pottery

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Bungee sodbustin'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'