Mud Play Gifts

'It needs more dirt.'

Glastonbury. After.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Pottery

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Pete Bog

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'Shakin' bacon.'