Playing In The Mud Gifts

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Glastonbury. After.

"First snowman?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

A rainbow umbrella

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Swing without a tree

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."