Playing In The Mud Pillows

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Glastonbury. After.

"First snowman?"

Playing pig

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I love rock festivals!'

A rainbow umbrella

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Swing without a tree

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'