Playing In Mud Pillows

"I like my food without artificial ingredients."

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

Glastonbury. After.

"First snowman?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

A rainbow umbrella

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Swing without a tree

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'