Playing In Puddles Gifts

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"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"First snowman?"

Playing pig

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

A rainbow umbrella

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Swing without a tree

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Children playing around a water pump

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Tall Snowman

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Snowballs!

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Building a snowman