Playing In Puddles Mugs

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"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"First snowman?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Swing without a tree

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Children playing around a water pump

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Snowballs!

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Building a snowman

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Tall Snowman