Playing With Mud Gifts

"Mom: Look what I made!"

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Pottery

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'It needs more dirt.'

Teach Love

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'