Mud Play Enthusiast Gifts

Playing pig

'An oil spill in the YARD?'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.