Mud Pack Aficionado Gifts

'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'

Welcome to the Team

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

The Pooperrazzi

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Sheds

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Pete Bog