Wolf Pack Aficionado Gifts

Every pack has one, and in this pack, Butch was, without question, the afalfa male.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Dogs

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Frank Sinatra

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Goodnight Moon

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'