Wolf Pack Enthusiasts Gifts

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Dogs

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Boys in the cloakroom.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Frank Sinatra

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

Goodnight Moon

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'