Wolf Pack Enthusiast Gifts

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Dogs

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Frank Sinatra

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Goodnight Moon

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'