Wolf Pack Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your philosophizing wolf pack friend? Our curated collection features clever designs that showcase their wisdom and unique personality, perfect for mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints. Explore witty and thoughtful items that honor their creative spirit and love for deep ideas. Find something special that speaks to their contemplative nature and their pack mentality—ideal for birthdays, special occasions, or just because.

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"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."

"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..." mockup

"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."

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Welcome to the Team

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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Future Tents

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"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...." mockup

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by." mockup

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

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Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had! mockup

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists." mockup

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

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"What should I say this is about?" mockup

"What should I say this is about?"

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"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'" mockup

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster." mockup

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

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Goodnight Moon

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Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare.... mockup

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

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"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..." mockup

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

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"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?" mockup

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

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"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist." mockup

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

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Poet and Peasant

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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle." mockup

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

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'What a beautiful landscape!'

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"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!" mockup

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

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"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em." mockup

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

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He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month. mockup

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

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"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..." mockup

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."

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"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust." mockup

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

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Every pack has one, and in this pack, Butch was, without question, the afalfa male.

Every pack has one, and in this pack, Butch was, without question, the afalfa male. mockup

Every pack has one, and in this pack, Butch was, without question, the afalfa male.

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Wolf Pack Philosopher Gifts Collection

Wolf Pack Philosopher Mugs

Discover more witty and thoughtful mugs crafted for your wolf pack philosopher. Find the perfect mug that combines humor and insight on our mugs collection.

Wolf Pack Philosopher Pillows

Comfort and wit collide in our pillows—ideal for adding a touch of philosophical charm to their favorite space.

Wolf Pack Philosopher Prints

Bring their love for wisdom and art together with prints that inspire and entertain—perfect for any contemplative corner.

Wolf Pack Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that speak to your philosopher’s soul and creative spirit—perfect for every insightful moment.