Wolf Pack Advocate Gifts

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Welcome to the Team

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

DIY horror.

The Destruction of the Environment

Save the river.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Hope...

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

The last bird in the last wood...

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'How dumb can you get?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Bio-obsolescence

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.