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"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Welcome to the Team

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

DIY horror.

Save the river.

The Destruction of the Environment

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Hope...

The last bird in the last wood...

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'How dumb can you get?'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

Bio-obsolescence

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Goodnight Moon

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.