Pack Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs

Heading off with a packed bag

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Boys in the cloakroom.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"It's not a backpack."

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's perfect!'

Image of school girl with backpack.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

Prepping for Rerserve