Backpack Enthusiast Gifts

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'When they wind up on their shell, they're history.'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

Image of school girl with backpack.

"My data is bigger than your data."

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"This 'No Child Left Behind' is killing my back."

This is nothing - you should see my kid's school backpack.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

To anywhere with safe streets,good schools and clean air

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Welcome to the Team

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Travelling

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"