Backpack Aficionado Gifts

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Ernie, it's unfortunate that your souvenir statue fell out of your pack, but you're making it sound more serious that it is by calling it a "loss of personal liberty." I heart NY.

"It's not a backpack."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bring your own inflatable.

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Dogs

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Mr Metrosexual.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."