After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up
Wilderness Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wilderness advocate? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that honor their dedication to preserving our natural world. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find something that truly resonates with their passion for the great outdoors.
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Deforestation.
Humans...What is their purpose?
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
"Tallyho!"
"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"
'I blame global warming!'
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
Government a la Carte
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
Climate Crisis
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Water company bonus.
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
Wilderness Advocate Gifts Collection
Wilderness Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of wilderness advocate mugs for a humorous and heartfelt gift that will brighten their mornings.
Wilderness Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate their love for nature and the great outdoors.
Wilderness Advocate Prints
Shop for inspiring wilderness prints to decorate their home or office with nature’s beauty.
Wilderness Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for wilderness advocates, blending clever messages with outdoor-inspired designs.