Wilderness Advocate Gifts

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate