Outdoors Advocate Gifts

Ecology

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'I blame global warming!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Climate Crisis

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.