Outdoor Activist Gifts

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

Forest Fire Hazard

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Insect extinction

Save the unicorn.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"That's an everblue."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP26

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth