"I'd plead the fifth."
Wildlife Protection Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wildlife protection advocate? Our collection features witty and meaningful products that celebrate their dedication to preserving nature. From cozy pillows to inspiring prints, find the ideal gift to show your support for their environmental mission.
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Polluted geese
A mother and baby elephant
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
Bee flying to another flower.
"Tallyho!"
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
'I blame global warming!'
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
Government a la Carte
Climate Crisis
"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Beaver tower
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
"That's mine!"
"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Water company bonus.
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
The melting polar ice caps
Wildlife Protection Advocate Gifts Collection
Wildlife Protection Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of wildlife protection advocate mugs, full of humor and inspiration to keep their passion hot each morning.
Wildlife Protection Advocate Pillows
Find the perfect conservation-themed pillows to add a soft touch of advocacy and wilderness to their home or office.
Wildlife Protection Advocate Prints
Browse our wildlife protection prints that beautifully showcase their dedication to preserving our planet’s incredible biodiversity.
Wildlife Protection Advocate T-Shirts
Discover our wildlife advocate t-shirts, designed to make their conservation message pop and spread awareness in style.