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"I'd plead the fifth."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bee flying to another flower.

"Tallyho!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I blame global warming!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Beaver tower

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"That's mine!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

The melting polar ice caps